Fail!Horse

I WANT MY MOMMY

It's official, the end of the world is nearing! But at least I'll have a good laugh before that happens.

Were those of you who grew girlyparts breastfed? Some mothers' breast milk have special hormones that may trigger the growing of girlyparts! [ Private to LiShan ] Nevermind that I'm fairly sure we were breastfed... [ /Private ]

My condolences to you all! BTW, Jae, can I feel your boobies? :D

Hello, Idris! Did you miss us? We're baaaack! Say hello to your new Rakiah Blitzball coach and Lower Science teaching assistance! I'll be around if anyone needs anything. Unless if you're a faie. Look out, 5th years. This'll be the best year you've ever had!

[ Private to Jae & Readable by LiShan ]
So, dude. I hear you're the other Blitzball coach? It'll be AWESOME this year!

Speaking of awesome, LiShan and I were wondering... well, the thing is, we happen to have gotten this little apartment over by the ocean, see... and there's two bedrooms, but LiShan and I really only need one bedroom. So there's this big bedroom that's all open and stuff... You got an idea as to what we should do with it?

[ /Jae ]

Here's a little something called gravitational ( pull. )

[Private to LiShan, Jae, Devon, Jannika]
Things are strangely quiet without Darnell around... There's nobody to bother now.

Jannie, are we doing anything fun for your birthday? Please say yes.
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[Private to Rakiah + LiShan, Devon, Jannika, MingXia, Sparrow, Anya, Mathieu, James, Zeila]
I know we just got out of a vacation, but I feel like taking another.

Anyone up for taking a weekend trip to Disney World? Probably not this weekend. That'd involve planning... But maybe the next one? If we all stuff ourselves into one hotel room, I'm sure the cost of it wouldn't be too much.
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[Private to James]
Was what Al
Are you okay?

Hey kid, I went by your room earlier today and nobody was there. What's up?
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Thank god for weekends...

[Private]
Thank god tomorrow is a holiday, because I am having issues sleeping.

Having my own room is kind of nice, but also really weird. I've gotten the room to myself before, but with his things gone, it's incredibly empty. Something doesn't feel right. He wasn't that bad, even if he was childish and violent and drank too much.

This is going to be weird...
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[Private to LiShan]
Come over forever? tonight?
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Happy Mitaartut to everyone! Thank god for holidays and celebrations. And free food. Always thankful for free food!

[Readable by everyone except Cid & Moswen]
So I hear our favorite little bringer of indecency over the intercoms (that would be a certain Belasco kid) has been dealt the punishment of cleaning up the school during break.

To anyone who will be around school during break: I challenge you to make as much of a mess as possible. :)
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Happy Christmas everyone!

Whoever put this stupid box outside my door with the pink dye better watch himself. I'm going to fucking kill someone.

[Private to LiShan, Jannika, Jae]
The dye won't come off... I DO NOT WANT TO TAKE MY EXAMS LIKE THIS.
[/Private]

[Private to James]
Thank you for the card, it's cute lovely.

You're welcomed home with me whenever. What are you doing this break?
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[Private to Reo]
Thanks for the necklace charm present! It's pretty freaking amazing.
[/Private]

How disgusting. Nobody wants to hear about your sexual exploits.

Gross.

I think I'm staying inside today. I think I might be sick.

Though, watching Darnell with his face pressed against the floor for a good ten minutes was entertaining. Though somewhat strange...

[Private]
I wonder what's going on? I've been coughing and sneezing up a storm. And Darnell spent most of this morning with his face pressed against the ground. He claimed he couldn't get up, but I was perfectly fine. I don't know if it was his idea of a joke or not, but it wasn't really funny. Just strange.

Though I've noticed that sometimes when I sneeze, things in the room start looking like they float. But only for a minute.

Maybe I need to go back to bed.
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[Private to LiShan, Devon, Jae, Jannika, Darnell]
I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill him.

That fucking little prick. Who the fuck does he think he is? Not only is Jason Kendall dead, but he's practically stomping on the guy. We're not human? What the fuck is his problem?

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

I'm going to need tonight's trip to town. I don't care if I can't hold any of that liquor. I'm going to drink until I don't have to think about punching him in the face repeatedly.
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[Private]
I can't believe he's really gone. At least before when he was missing, I could pretend that he was running off somewhere on a whim...

It had to be a faie. Had to. Who else would be able to beat Kendall down? Those stupid bigots. I bet they set him up for Prescot's murder too. Though, why now?

Did Montague's party have anything to do with it? A cover-up maybe?

I need to make sure LiShan will be safe.

I want to know who did this. Jason Kendall was a teammate and a friend.
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Just when you thought you knew what was safe and what wasn't...

Happy Thanksgiving, Americans. I hope it's great... while I'm stuck in classes. :/

Happy Halloween, I guess. I doubt anyone's going trick-or-treating tonight.

This past week sure has been... interesting.

[Readable to everyone except Viitoria Dumont]
And does anyone other than me think that our Head Girl is mentally insane?

[Private to Nathan Coventon]
... Darnell wasn't even involved in the fight. What d'ya know... how much do I owe you?

[Private to Devon]
What the hell were you doing talking to the Head Girl that night at Zouk!?

[Private to Nira]
Drinks? I miss you I haven't seen you in a while. Been busy?

Party tomorrow night! Over at Zouk! Starts at 9pm.

In celebration of me being so freaking awesome.

In celebration of me being so freaking awesome.

Booya. Who's the man?

I am, obviously.

For those who are out of the loop, I totally just won the dragon racing tournament. I think there should be a proper celebration of some sort. The after party was lame.

[Readable by everyone except Leon]
Um. So. Anyone have extra space in their room for a few nights?

I am fairly certain I will be ripped to pieces if I step anywhere near the dorms Rakiah my room...

Did you know that October 11th was apparently "National Coming Out Day" in the United States?

That was just your random fact of the day.